Make it Yourself Oatmeal

O.k., so I have a question for you.

Do you buy, and use, these?

Hmm. Well, so did I. But, I always felt a little funny about it. I mean, it’s just oatmeal, which is cheap and easy to make. And, when I checked the ingredients there was that heinous “artificial flavors,” which could mean . . . well, anything, right?

So, I quit buying it one week and just decided to make it from scratch. No big deal. Except. Sort of a big deal. Minus the “sort of” part.

What I mean to say is this: my kids didn’t like it. And I didn’t like making it. It’s actually really convenient to, you know, rip open the bag, pour the stuff in a bowl, dump in some water, nuke it for a while, stir and eat. Instead, I was measuring this and adding that and, well, jeez, what a pain in the behind.

Plus, instant oatmeal is more of a powdered oatmeal than the stuff we buy in the big round cardboard container. Which means instant oatmeal is softer and less chewy that non-instant oatmeal. Those of us who have always eaten instant oatmeal will make the other stuff and assume it’s undercooked. People who love chewy oatmeal will tell you that instant oatmeal is “icky” and paste-like and proclaim themselves oatmeal snobs.

The problem, of course, is that my kids like oatmeal paste and since none of the nutrients are lost in any version (whole, steel cut, rolled, quick cook, and powdered/instant oats all have the same thing inside) I’m going for something that my kids will eat.

So, I went back to buying instant oatmeal. And I was happy again. Except. It kept bugging me. I was paying for the convenience and in the meantime feeding my kids “artificial I don’t know whats” and “caramel coloring.”

And then, I found this recipe. Basically, you premix the oatmeal and the (not artificial) flavorings, put it in a bag, and you know, open the bag, pour the stuff in a bowl, dump in some water, nuke it for a while, stir and eat. Brilliant! And, when I’m feeling really froggy I’ll portion it into small snack sized bags so it’s all premeasured.

How smart is that?! And, since I’m really lucky, sometimes, my completely competent teenager can even manage to, you know, open the bag, pour the stuff in a bowl, dump in some water, nuke it for a while, stir and eat . . . all by herself!

Of course, my slightly autistic ten year old, and her younger 7 year old sister have no problems making it either. I tell you this because I feel it is very important information for those of us who are stay in bed Moms to know.

To deal with the consistency issue I toss the whole batch in the food processor or blender to break it down into smaller pieces. If you like a chewier oatmeal, you can completely skip this part.

Oh, and guess what?! It tastes as good – if not better – than the stuff from the store, since it’s got all the goodies mixed in. Which means . . . my kids like it! Hooray!

Here are some pictures from a new batch together I put together for the kids – since they are now home all day, every day, oh my goodness when-does-summer-camp-start? Actually, I’m just kidding, I’m one of those weird Moms that actually looks forward to having their kids home all summer.

And this summer, we’ll be eating oatmeal by the pool . . . well, until summer camp starts anyhow. So, perhaps you should make a batch and see what you think.

Homemade “Instant” Oatmeal Mix

Adapted from Recipezaar

6 cups quick-cooking oats
1 1/3 cups nonfat dry milk powder
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup brown sugar, packed
1 teaspoon salt
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
1 cup chopped dried fruit, optional

In a large bowl, combine the ingredients. If you prefer a smoother, less chewy oatmeal grind the mixture in a blender or food processor until the oatmeal is cut into smaller pieces. The longer you allow the oatmeal to process, the smoother the oatmeal will be. Leaving some larger pieces will give it some texture.

Store in an airtight container, or a zippered bag in a cool dry place for up to 6 months.

I like to leave the dried fruit out of the mix and just add in the fruit by the bowl. This way I can add apples to mine, raisins for Katie, blueberries for Babs, and leave it plain for Lilly. I just add a couple pieces of dried apple, cut into small pieces.

To prepare oatmeal: Shake mix well and measure 1/2 dry oatmeal into bowl, add 2/3 cups water, and microwave for 2-3 minutes.
Or on a stove top, in a saucepan, bring water to a boil; slowly stir in 1/2 cup mix.
Cook and stir over medium heat for 1 minute.

Here we have chewy oatmeal (with apples).