Bob asks ~ “Did you send Abbie out to get the mail today?”
Angie Pangie ~ “I did, but there wasn’t any because it’s Columbus Day.”
Babs ~”Oh! Right, Columbus landed on the moon like a hundred years ago today!”
Lilly ~ “No he didn’t! You’re a dork!”
Angie Pangie “…” *gulping*
Bob ~ “Babs! You’re worrying your Mother. Please tell her you’re just joking.”
Babs ~ “Don’t worry Mumma! I’m just kidding you!”
Lilly ~ “Yeah, Mom, everyone knows Louis Armstrong was the first guy on the moon!”
Bob ~ “That’s right. Louis Armstrong and his trumpet. First on the moon, 100 years ago. Celebrated every year on the second Monday in October. Happy Satchmo Day, Girls.”
This, dear readers, is why it is important that you find time to sit and have dinner with your kids.
How else could we be so entertained?
I’m searching for private tutors in my spare time.